BECAUSE BEING “PUSSY-WHIPPED” JUST DOESN’T COVER IT
Shit just got real.
In the mornings, I always turn on Pandora Radio, and I have a Disney Music station that’s pretty awesome. While I was washing off the morning dishes, the Peter Pan classic “We Can Fly” was playing. So here I am, singing, doing the dishes, when suddenly I hear Diego sing along “HE CAN FLY, HE CAN FLY, MOMMY, I CAN FLY!” followed by a THUMP. In this moment, I think I puked out my heart as I ran to the living room, to find him whimpering on his big tiger pillow. Apparently, he leapt from the couch and landed on said pillow; it broke his fall, but it still hurt him a bit. The recovery-snuggles only lasted about thirty seconds, because afterwards, he hopped off my lap, and proceeded to jump from the couch onto the pillow, singing “I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!”
So! Achievement unlocked! Peter Pan complex!