It only took forever, plenty of tears, countless accidents, and a wide variety of battles. But we pulled through. We did it. Now, to teach him the following phrase:
“I wipe my own ass.”
Because grazing the toilet paper over your buttcheeks doesn’t really guarantee a nice, clean outcome after taking a dump. So for now… I still help him wipe his ass.
BUT STILL ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Had no idea I had watched Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along in front of Diego.. He’s playing with his toy tools, and all of a sudden he shouts to one of his toys “I’ll fix it with my hammer! And by hammer, I mean my pants!”
He didn’t get it quite right, and I’m glad he didn’t. My jaw could not have dropped any lower.
His dad put him up to this. I can feel it.
Clearly, my parenting skills are top percentage.