So Diego just asked me to make fish fingers and custard. I haven’t watched Doctor Who in AGES, so this is very strange. A couple of weeks ago, he asked me for fish fingers and custard for breakfast. Right now, he randomly asked me to make them again. Right now. I don’t have custard. We do have “fish fingers” though. I asked him if he was hungry. He said No. I then asked Diego why I should make the fish fingers and custard if he isn’t hungry. Diego kinda shrugged at me and said “It’s for the Doctor.” Of course I humored him and said “Oh, right! Well, he isn’t coming tonight I think.” and then… Then Diego said the scariest thing I have ever heard him say: “Yes he is, he told me so.”

…. I don’t even know.